“Jiyo Bahadur khaddar-dhari”

Siyasat aur siysasat-daanon ki rishwat, khud-garzi aur baqi buri harkaton ke khilaaf aap jazbaati se jazbaati taqreer karenge to logon ke zehn mein zaroor uttregi lekin kuch lambe waqt nahi rah payegi. Yehi baat aap agar tanz-o-mizah ke jaanib se pesh karenge to ghaliban hai uska kuch ziadah asar hoga….

Berhaal, aapko misaal deta hoon Faizabaad ke Rafiq Shadani ki, jinke baare mein ek mushaira mein nizamat karte huye Anwar Jalalpuri sahab ne farmya tha ke “Ayodhya mein aksar khudaai hoti rehti hai. Sattar baras pehle Ayodhya mein khudaai ki gaayi thi, kai qimati cheezein mili thi jis mein se ek samaan tha jise Rafiq Shadani kehte hai.”

Aur Anwar sahab ne jaise aage kaha: “Aap inko sunegi aur hasenge. Lekin jab sanjeeda hoyenge to sochenge yeh maqaam rone ka tha.” Berhaal, mera maqsad is mudde par tafsira karne ka nahi hai, main to sirf aap ka Rafiq sahab se ta’aruf karvane ka tha. Lekin, is se acha tariqa ke unke kalam se…. Tawajju de

Rafiq khud kehte hai

Uu muskaye to duniya ho jaye fidaayi
Ham has de bhule se to ho jaat pitayi
Ham bhalayi karen to aksar ho jaye burayi
Uu karele ko chu den, hot jaat hai mithai

aur

Kal ham jaise train mein baithe aava ek bhikhari
Gaye gaye sab se bhiksha manga baari baari
Ek bhaiyyaji kiye ooka ishaara hamri ore
Inse kyun nahi mangat ho, mangtan ki sirmor
Bhikari bola: Bhaiyya babu ka batayi aap se
Ee to hai staff ke aadmi, ka mange staff se

Ab ek doosra pehlu…

Andhe ke katore se athanni nikaal ke
Ham ne jaise rakha jeb maa sambhal ke
Ka batai aapka, hairat-ghairat ki baat hai
Andha bola “Rafiq, ab hamka dikhaat  hai”

Aur siyasat-danoon par ek karara tanz

Subhas neta ek samay desh ko naara dihen
Tum hamko khoon do, ham tumka azadi dihen
Aaj ke neta kehat hai bade pyaar se voter se
Tum hamka vote dihe ho, khun to ham lehi len

Aur ab us kalam par jis se unwaan liya gaya hai…. taakhir ke liye mazraat chahunga lekin tartib se chalna zaroori tha. Isko sunege aap Rafiq sahab ke “infiraadi lehje” mein to ziyada pasand aayega par tab tak ke liye padh hi len. Har band ke aakhri misre par zor daale…..

Desh ma mahangai, bekari
Nafrat ki phaili bemaari
Dukhi hai janata bechaari
Bhikhi jaat hai lota-thaari
Jiyo Bahadur khaddar-dhari!

Manmani hartal karat ho
Deshwa ko kangal karat ho
Khud ko maalamal karat ho
Tohre dam par chor-bazaari
Jiyo Bahadur khaddar-dhari!

Dhumil bhayi Gandhi ke khaadi
Pahene jaake jab afsarvaadi
Ya to pehne bade fasaadi
Desh ko looto baari-baari
Jiyo Bahadur khaddar-dhari!

Tan se gora, man se ganda
Mandir-masjid nam pe chanda
Sab se badhiya tohra dhanda
Na to namaazi, na to pujaari
Jiyo Bahadur khaddar-dhari!

Sukha ya sailaab jo aave
Tohra bitva khushi manaave
Gharwaali angaan mein gaave
‘Mangal bhavan a mangal haari’
Jiyo Bahadur khaddar-dhari!

Jhande jhanda rang-biranga
Nagar nagar mein curfew-danga
Khushaali mein pada arrangha
Ham bhukha tu khaho suhaari
Jiyo Bahadur khaddar-dhari!

Barkha maa vidyalaya dah gya
Wahin ke neeche teacher rah gya
Nahar ke khulte dui pul bah gya
Tohri ee khooni thekedaari
Jiyo Bahadur khaddar-dhari!

 

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