A few more examples of the “Questions Only” game from Whose Line Is It Anyway, where all the performers take part – two starting enacting the offered scene in questions and buzzed out when they cannot furnish a query in dialogue and replaced by the other. The circle continues till Clive (Anderson – the show host) gets tired.
At the Vet’s
Clive: …you’re going to the vet, which in England means a veterinary surgeon, rather than somebody who’s served in Vietnam. So going to the vet, questions only, away you go!
Greg: Thank you, Mr. Pedantic! (Buzz!)
Clive: That wasn’t a question, you’re out! So…
Tony: Now what’s wrong with your animal?
Colin: Can you help me?
Tony: What is it?
Colin: Can’t you tell?
Tony: Aren’t I the vet?
Colin: Haven’t you ever seen a Burmese cat before?
Tony: Do I look as if I have?
Colin: Why are you asking me?
Tony: Aren’t you the one with the problems?
Colin: Doesn’t the cat look sick?
Tony: Is it dead?
Colin: Do I know?
Tony: Why ask me?
Colin: Do I look like a doctor?
Tony: What have you been feeding it?
Tony: … (cracks up. Buzz!)
Ryan: How long has he had this fever?
Colin: This cat?
Ryan: Can you see any other cats?
Colin: Can’t you tell I’m perturbed?
Ryan: Is he Siamese?
Colin: Does he look Siamese?
Ryan: Are you Siamese?
Colin: Are you trying to get my goat?
Ryan: Don’t we know each other?
Colin: Weren’t we in class together?
Ryan: Are you Phil Johnson?
Colin: Are you Bob Fillyfoo?
Ryan: How the hell…? (Buzz!)
Clive: (motions that Colin is out) Sorry, too silly! Bob Fillyfoo’s not a real name!
Greg: Do you think you can save him, Bob Billyboo?
Ryan: Do you think I have the talent?
Greg: Isn’t that what you’re here for?
Ryan: Is four years medical school too little?
Greg: Is five billion dollars enough to pay this fee?
Ryan: Do you have the money?
Greg: Do you need it now?
Ryan: American cash?
Greg: Will you take a bad cheque?
Ryan: Is it your cheque?
Greg: Is that what you want?
Ryan: Do you think I can help him?
Greg: Won’t you help Fifi?
Ryan: Will you assist me?
Greg: Would you like me to?
Ryan: Could I have the scalpel?
Greg: Is this the one you want?
Ryan: Does blood scare you? (makes the incision)
Greg: Is that his internal organs?
Ryan: Do you see that? (takes something out and hands it to Greg)
Greg: Are you sure this isn’t… something else?
Ryan: Would you like to keep it?
Greg: May I eat it?
Ryan: Wouldn’t it make a great necklace?
Greg: Do you have any fondue?
Ryan: … (Buzz!)
At a Singles’ Party
Josie: Why are the walls painted this colour?
Stephen: Are you pissed?
Josie: Is there alcohol here?
Stephen: Is this a party or what?
Josie: What’s your name?
Stephen: …Ah well you got me there! (Buzz!)
Colin: What’s your sign?
Josie: Wouldn’t you like to know, huh?
Colin: Can’t you tell me?
Josie: Do you French kiss?
Colin: With my clothes on?
Josie: Do you have a naked body under there then?
Colin: Would you like to see? (pretends to take his clothes off)
Josie: … (Buzz!)
Ryan: Should I speak or should you speak?
Colin: Do you mind if I put on my clothes first?
Ryan: … (Buzz!)
Josie: So are you looking for love in your life?
Colin: Can’t you tell?
Josie: Would you like a drink?
Colin: Shall I mix it for you?
Josie: … What’s your… (Buzz!)
Colin: What would you like?
Ryan: Do you have vodka?
Ryan: Is there any other kind?
Colin: … (Buzz!)
Stephen: Haven’t we met before?
Ryan: Bill Crookenbauer?
Stephen: Roger Johnson? (they shake hands)
Ryan: How the hell have you been?
And finally, a Stag Night
Steve: Do you wanna drink?
Brad: What do ya got?
Steve: What do ya like?
Brad: Do you have vodka?
Steve: Do you get pissed easily?
Brad: Do you wanna dance?
Steve: Are you a poof? I’m so sorry (leaves)
Colin: Am I late for the entertainment?
Brad: Aren’t you the entertainment?
Colin: Have you ever seen a man juggle live bunnies naked before?
Brad: Is this my chance?
Colin: Is this the best thing you have ever seen?
Brad: What’s with the bowling balls?
Colin: You mean the green one?
Brad: Is that what that is?
Colin: Have you got the money to pay me?
Brad: Will you accept one quid?
Colin: What’s that in American money?
Brad: (shrugs, then walks off)
Clive: One quid?
Ryan: Order some bunnies?
Colin: How many have you got there?
Ryan: Is 10 too many?
Colin: Didn’t you hear the order I placed?
Ryan: You placed an order?
Colin: If I didn’t, why are you hear?
Ryan: Is it wrong that I am hear?
Colin: Can we start all over?
Ryan: Why don’t you…? (speaks in gibberish and gets buzzed)
Brad: What do you do with the bunnies, exactly?
Colin: (laughs and gets buzzed)
Steve: Who’s getting married?
Brad: Didn’t you call me a poofter earlier?
Steve: You sure that was me?
Brad: You have a twin brother?
Steve: Yeah, I do (buzzed)
Colin: You nervous?
Brad: Should I be?
Colin: Didn’t you hear the five minute call?
Brad: Aren’t you his twin?
Colin: Why are you asking?
Brad: You heard of the FBI?
Colin: Are you gonna put me in handcuffs?
Brad: Would you like me to?
Colin: You have something smaller?
Brad: Would you like some oil to rub down with?
Colin: What kind of an FBI agent are you?