Asrar Jaamayee ka “Delhi Darshan”

Aksar hota hai ke aapko kuch khaas aisi jagah aur waqt pe milta hai jab uski koi umeed nahi hoti. Guzashta dino mere saath bhi aisa hi kuch hua. Main apne aaram ke din, apni puraani adaat se, Maktaba gaya tha aur kuch kitaabein mil gayi thi. Lekin jaise hi hisaab hua aur jaane ka waqt aaya to Aziz sahib aur baqi log kuch kaam se laute aur unke haathon mein kuch kitabein thi.

Unme see ek haare jild mein thi, jiska unwaan tha “Shair-e-Azaam” aur apne aap tanz-o-mizaah ka shair majmua ailaan kar rahi thi. Shair ka isme-shareef Asrar Jaamayee tha aur main ne isse pehle unke baare mein nahi suna tha. Khair maine kitab ke kuch safe dekhe aur pasand aaye, lekin afsos us din haasil karna mumkin nahi tha. Berhaal maine Khusro sahab se iltija ki ke woh mere liye ek-aad mahfuz rakhen agle hafte ke liye. Aur jaise aap sab umeed kar sakte hai agle hafte maine use haasil karne mein koi kasar na der nahi ki.

Bahut behtareen shair hain Asrar sahab aur jaisa tanz-o-mizaah mein likhne waalon ki khasiyat hoti, meethe lehje mein kadhvi sachai aur bahut gehrayee hain unke kalaam main. Misaal ke taur par ye dekhen. Asrar sahab ke baare mein jald aapke samne hoga…aur kalaamon ke sab saath. Tabtak unka ‘Delhi Darshan’ aapke nazar

Dilli nayi, puraani dekhi 
Khair-o-shar hairani dekhi
Kursi ki sultaani dekhi
Dhoti par sherwani dekhi

Bin raja ke raj ko dekha
Bharat ke sartaj ko dekha
Mantri ‘maharaj’ ko dekha
Ulte-seedhe kaj ko dekha

Kursi hai ab takht ke badle
Narmi hai ab sakht ke badle
Salim hai ab Lakht ke badle
Bakht nahi kambakht ke badle

Ek se ek nazaare dekhe
Jharne aur phuvare dekhe
Din mein chamke taare dekhe
Kaaron mein nakaare dekhe

‘Lok Sabha’ ke andar dekha
‘Joke Sabha’ ka manzar dekha
Ek se ek machinder dekha
Aadmi jaisa bandar dekha

Khoon fasad aur danga dekha
Billa dekha, Ranga dekha
Dhanwaala bhikmanga dekha
Kapde pehne nanga dekha

Shar pandit, kath mulla dekha
Ram bhagat Abdullah dekha
Sukhi ghaas ka pulla dekha
Be ras ka rasgulla dekha

Boat Club par dharna dekha
Kuch nahi kar ke karna dekha
Kehna aur mukarna dekha
Himmat karke darna dekha

Koloni aur basti dekhi
Oonchai aur parasti dekhi
Daulat ki sarmasti dekhi
Izzat sabse sasti dekhi

Kothe dekhe, zeene dekhe
Luchche aur kameene dekhe
Sab ne sab ke seene dekhe
Dil ke dard kisi ne dekhe?

Shahnai aur band bhi dekhe
‘Dhandvat ‘aur ‘Shake hand’ bhi dekhe
Dilli mein England bhi dekhe
‘Servant cum husband’ bhi dekhe

Urdu ka Iqbal bhi dekha
Aur usko pamaal bhi dekha
Urdu Ghar ka haal bhi dekha
Ghalib ke ghar ‘taal bhi dekha’

Urdu ke aiwan gaye hum
Lekar kuch armaan gayee hum
Dekhte hi qurbaan gaye hum
‘Bizness’ karna jaan gaye hum

Neta aani jaani dekhe
Jaahil aur giani dekhe
Sindhi aur Multaani dekhe
Kya kya Hindustani dekhe!

MP bikne waale dekhe
PM dheele-dhaale dekhe
Aafat ke purkale dekhe
‘Jeeja’ bante saale dekhe

Nar ke sar par nari dekhi
Be sar ki sardari dekhi
Ayyaari, makkari dekhi
Kaanton ki phulvari dekhi

Nak ragarhne waale dekhe
Bans pe chadhne waale dekhe
Gore jaise kaale dekhe
Bhole jaise bhale dekhe

Raj ke raj dulaare dekhe
Pet ki maar ke maare dekhe
Yaani kuch bechaare dekhe
Dono haath pasaare dekhe

Kuche aur bazaar ko dekha
Nadir Shah nadaar ko dekha
Hanste har makkar ko dekha
Rote ek fankar ko dekha

Ghar un ka bazaar hai unka
Hotel un ka ‘bar’ hai unka
TV se parchar hai unka
Jo kuch hai ‘Asrar’ hai unka

(Abhi dekhna jaari hai… Asrar)

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